It’s a sign of living where we do that our local co-op sells newspapers like this.
It’s rumoured that you can buy papers other than a Guardian but I’m not sure of that. Last week we saw a man walking up the road with a Daily Telegraph. I’m not entirely sure who we are supposed to report him to.
The Long Walk Home 
You should have stopped him and asked where he managed to lay hold of such a thing!
I saw someone reading a book in public once – an actual cardoard and paper affair. The things people do! 🙂